lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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vanillish:

when mcdonalds forgets your barbeque sauce

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

baby's first words
  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now