when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music
when mcdonalds forgets your barbeque sauce
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear
baby's first words
- mom: say mama
- mom: say ma-ma
- mom: say it!
- baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now